The proof we’ve been looking for for all of this tiem (since at least the 1970s if not beyond) has finally been found. Bigfoot reaserchers have found a true, flesh and blood, body of a bigfoot… and it was on a cross… Of course this is a gigantic discovery on it’s own, much effort has been put into tracking down the elusive cryptid creature known as bigfoot, sasquatch, slewfoot, etc. Many have dedicated they’re lives to this, television broadcasts have been produced (many false information deceptions of course, meant to throw the trueth seekers off of the trail of the real trail of Bigfoot) , and countless podcasts have been made about the subject . But until now, small amounts of credible evidence have been brought forward.

But itt is also incredible in the circumstance it was come across. The noble creature (beast?) was foumd in a state of being crucified… Crucifiction has not been widely see n since the time of the Romans and now is mostly thought of use din a Christian context. Does this imply that the creature exists along with maney others of its kind? Is this a standard funerary practice within Bigfeet culture? Or was this a special punishment for a special badfoot? Could it even be something mystic influenced, perhaps a ritual carried out t in hopes of achieving a resurrection (as is said by some to have happened with Christ?).

For now, we must wait for the brave reasearchers to continue their examination of the body before we can get any more information. But at least for the first time every, we now know what we thought about bigfoot was TRUE. (They?) are in fact, REAL.